Showing posts with label News To Amuse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News To Amuse. Show all posts

Sunday Funnies

Hello, I hope your having a good weekend. Today I will be enjoying another Patriots Playoff game. One more win and we are off to the Superbowl! For some Sunday Funnies I chose these amusing news stories. I think you'll get a kick out of them. Have a great Sunday,
Thanks for visiting,
Janet :)

Students at a new Utah high school are facing disappointment after their choice for a new school mascot was rejected for one of the strangest reasons possible:
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The Canyons School Board refused to accept the Cougar as a mascot out of fear that it might offend older women. In the current edition of the Webster Dictionary, the second definition for cougar sights a slang terminology that refers to "a middle-aged woman seeking a romantic relationship with a younger man." To say that the board's reaction to having a school play as the Cougars was a bit over the top is certainly an understatement!

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Patricia Deshong, 25, and Quentin Deshong, 22, were arrested Jan. 7 in Metal Township, Penn., after attempting to blow up a vehicle using flaming tampons. The incident took outside of a bar and, as a result, the duo were arrested on a variety of charges, including attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief

Beezow what?
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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies!

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Timothy Clark probably didn't think his plan through when he allegedly shoplifted from a Wal-Mart at the same time that police were holding their "Shop With A Cop" charity event

News To Amuse

Hello, Happy Friday! I don't know if it's just me, or maybe my sense of humor is in full time mode being stuck in this house so much, (a good coping skill I think), but lately some of the stories on the news have been amusing to me. One thing I know for sure, is laughing always puts me back in a good mood. Which I need more often these days, as you can tell from my last post. Unemployed and underemployed, needing help from the government, is just not where I thought we would be at this point in our lives. I know we are not alone in this either, so many people are struggling out there, but that's another post for another day, well maybe. I hope you are amused too from these stories and videos with Lewis Black. Speaking of a sense of humor, I love his!
Thanks for visiting,
Janet :)

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's -- no it's a super-chunk of space satellite?
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Good News concerning your safety and about your home! According to Space.com, "To date there have been no confirmed reports of an injury or significant property damage resulting from re-entering space objects." And 'Falling objects' is a covered peril in most home insurance policies,

Hey Mom, Can you say Busted!!
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A Kindergarten student in Missouri brings mother's drug pipe and crystal meth, with a street value of $3,700, to his school's show and tell! (Poor kid though huh)

See Smoking can kill in more than one way!!
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Woman Lighting Cigarette Hit By Train

Sandra L. Gawlik, who works at a cafe near the Needham Center Station, was walking on the platform trying to light her cigarette when she failed to see that a train was coming into the station, police said.

Gawlik walked into the side of train and was knocked to the ground.

She broke her collarbone in the mishap and was taken to the hospital with injuries that were described as not life-threatening.


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